Bad Gurls Guide: July 2006

Rocco Tan's Debut Album "I am a sleepy dog" Cover Shot

Rocco's Fast Fact
Age: 1 year 3 weeks
Weight: 5.2kg (last weight at the vet's)
Favourite toys: Pooh (given by M*k*momo) and Octy
Physical achievement: Able to jump up to 3 ft
Latest damage: Sin Chew Jit Poh(into shreds)
Personal favourite: Attacking visitors' toes as they walk into the house
Special skills: Roll over, high 5, bark at you (at your request)
Pet peeve: Korek telinga

01. Oops I did it again (REMIX)
02. A whole new world (Disney Doggadin)
03. Who let the dogs out?? (feat Panda Chan)
04. Barking All Night (Theme from BrokeBARK hill)

MORE pics from NTD's birthday

Tadaaaaaaaaa!!! Our very own masterpiece for Her Royal Highness

I wish for another 1 billion wishes.......hehehe

NTD's Birthday Celebration @ TSB

Awaiting for lam-whore moment...

KANASAI!!! So hot how to drink??!

Chiong ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Jia you jia you (3ni cheering from afar)

Ceh......easy wat.. I finished EVERY single dorop ok!

How come 3ni seems more drunk than me?! Are you okay?

Eternal "flame" *wooooshhhh*

Legend: 3ni (pronounce as sahni)

"The Dahan" pix of the day

hello there....

the ms 'NTD'* is here to acknowledge her presence as one of the supposed co-founder of this blog. I have decided to finally do my 1st blog ever on the 1st-month anniversary of 'A Few Bad Gurls & A Good Man'

as usual, nothing much to cerita. my life is soooooooo boring. work work work, nothing but work.

ok. thats it. till the next episode (maybe 2 months from now.... hee hee....)

*NTD = No Talk Disease

7 ATE 9 @ ASCOTT

Drunkard face

Nak kacang moi?

Waittttt!!! Not ready yet!

This smile is for you Park

Yay!!! Dahan made it for Nemo's bday bash!

E & E...muka selamba

Cosyyyyy sofa

Smile and wave gurls

NEMO's Birthday Bash @ Jogoya

Yay!!! I am officially XX years old!

Overheard Nemo asking E & E, "Is my bday gift from US or Msia??"

US roommie, you definitely know my size

Awwwwwwww...... this bouquet of Igor is soooooo meeeeeeeee

You wanna try squeezing them??

time to guess whose's pair of leg is this.... hheheheeh

"The Dahan" teaching Rocco self-defense.

Drinks at 7ate9 after Nemo's birthday dinner.

The girls want to make the night memorable for Nemo, so they made her strip in public. Rest of the girls 'mo-ngan-tai'. They're all afraid they will like what they see, and discover their true-self. Think....brokeback mountain.

Without much on, Nemo starts to complain about being cold. The girls are sympathetic, made her breath/suck/lick/eat fire instead.....

Nemo gets drunk after that. Ezral (Evelyn's husband) offered to send her back becoz she's in no condition to drive. On their way to the car, we overheard them sharing their preferences on certain...'positions'.
We certainly hope Ezral will not wake up the next morning, naked, covered only with a thin piece of blanket, and starts to cry upon realising that Nemo took advantage of him while she's drunk.

"The Dahan"

Mengeblog Dalam Bahasa Malaysia

Selamat sejahtera and wahai kawan-kawanku. Apa khabar semua?

Pada pendapat saya, kami sebagai anak jati Malaysia patut mengeblog dalam Bahasa Malaysia bagi mengekalkan bahasa kami yang amat cantik dan menarik. Saya amat kecewa pada diri sendiri kerana bahasa saya memang tidak memuaskan. Tetapi, saya akan berusaha mengingatkan semula perkataan-perkataan yang sofistikasi yang pernah dipelajari di sekolah, tempat yang kami semua menuntut ilmu.

Oleh itu, tamatlah blog saya dalam bahasa.

Isyaallah saya dapat mengingat kembali Bahasa semula.

NorYenMah

Know Your Planets

(Sing) Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky

Ques: How many of us actually still remember the sequence of the planets in the solar system?

Can't remember the sequence and not even all the NINE planets?

They are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto (in the correct sequence)

There used to be 1 sentence in school that we learn help link all planets. Can anyone tell me what it is?

"Suddenly Yen" wanna be in darjah 5 again

Sometimes the shit can be a bit of a drama when i peep through the windows....

Some days are just lousy.
Today started off with a wrong note.
I was told to move out of my single apartment last Friday and to move into a shared apartment with a colleague. I moved in to this apartment with some positive thoughts even though I was initially very reluctant to share an apartment. Company wants to cut cost, why can’t we sacrifice? Fine.

I moved in to find that the apartment was very dirty so I clean-clean and scrub-scrub the place (today my hand “lat pei” because I so giat at mengscrubbing). It’s clean now but then hor, the toilet got no shower lah…the toilet kenot flush lah…the kitchen chao chao cos it doesn’t have ventilation…plus I live in a shophouse on a busy street and there’s bird shit all over my window. There’s a pub downstairs and it’s so noisy when people get drunk, I didn’t sleep well over the weekend because some drunkards were making lots of noise downstairs so I slept in the living room! In the morning, the church goes ding dong bell pussy in the well. Kanasai….i beh tahan liao.

So I called the KL office today to speak to “he-who-shall-not-be-named” (my colleague calls him that because the mention of his name makes my blood boil now) hoping that the KL office could do something about it. I wanted to sort this out amicably and I wasn’t even rude. He told us to call UK office and that we should be patient. I told him I wanted to move out into a hotel, he said “Call UK”. Everything “Call UK”. Couldn’t he make a decision?

I told him that I was pissed off with the arrangements in UK and felt as if no one actually cares about our well being here. He-who-shall-not-be-named said I used bad words (pissed off). So I told him “whatever”. He got so angry at me he said I shouldn’t call him when I am emotional next time.

I have always been very rational about such things but he-who-shall-not-be-named got me so angry because he interrupted when I talked and refused to listen. And when I said “pissed off” he said I used bad words. K*mmy said I should substitute bad words with Malay words.
Some suggestions were:-
1) Kari Ayam (rejected because it is ‘lovebite’ in Chinese)
2) Satay
3) Rojak
4) Mee Rebus

Don’t say F*ck, say Satay.

Thanks k*mmy & m*k* for being there when I was having my session of turbo bitch mode (*dances to “love generation”).
I want to go home…..*sob sob*

+Lian

What’s playing in my iPod...

noticed via msn yennader playing Lisa Ono. Inspired me to write about it. I got my album from Shanghai…in a run down shop somewhere down a dingy corner. Sometimes if you korek-korek you will end up with one or two surprises. Malaysia kenot find this cd right? Very lao beh..

Lisa’s music brazilian bossa i think, and it’s nice although some pieces are frustratingly slow. I’ve introduced her album to quite a few people and they went like “Huh? Very boring leh”. Maybe it’s an acquired taste. Think nice bubble bath in the tub with your hair down…a glass of wine….scented candles…. a good book….and complete it with a few good pieces I’d recommend.
1) Borboleta (favourite)
2) Ominira
3) Tahiti Yasmin Fillil
4) Luzir

Well, if you need a yoga session for the mind, think Lisa Ono.
(still holding on to my allsortsofJazz, hotel costes, raving house music, etc etc…bad gurls need a decent palette with contrasting characters to be exciting) .
So, Bad Gurls...what's playing in your lappie??

yennader, my album is in JB.. can get from a-joo. Plus I have a cool piano jazz CD if you want some background music for your big day. Don't play kitaro please...but may I ahlianfy the wedding if i get to attend it? I want to sing karaoke (ai pia jia ey yia for Dahan) and play mahjong. Haven't pong pong and gong gong for a long time liao ler....

*wiewielian*

the not so chewbacca look.....

Mini abalone & dried scallop half eaten by lulu chan

THIS, my friends, must be the "Tai ko" of all the zhongs. It has the usual sam chang bak, gao lat, 1 BIG salted egg yolk, mini abalone, dried scallop L size & some other ingredients that I can't tell :-P

*kneel down, both arms up in the air and kow tow*

Yat kor yee kor everyday post picture of food to entice me ah? Nevermind, loontoon also got good food. Had yummy roast duck at Four Seasons Chinese in Bayswater. I prefer the ones in KL cos they're saltier...this one has a tinge of sweetness but good enough to end my idam-nation.
Also some pictures of the Loontooneye and the TuaBen ah...

-wiewiemomo-

Nasi ayam (stail Melayu) Boustead. The chilli is the sedap-est and must eat with the pipping hot soup to torture your tongue!!! Shiok giler!!!
Business hours: 12pm - sampai ayam dan sayur habis la moi
Isnin - Jumaat (Weekend nak rilek lah bro)

This store is owned by a few enterprising mat rock(s) (who look like some budak bus stop). The Q is damn long ok! Melayu ade, cina ade, india ade..dun pray pray...

Pics courtesy of Yennadeiiii

i beg to differ,

i think that my panda looks more like chewbacca.... ahhahaha

"The Dahan" pix of the day

Dogth Vader.....Luke, tui wa ki orh orh yi peng

Kuishin-Bo Buffet

Over the weekend, "The Dahan" failed in his bid to go on diet.......again.......

The culprit, Kuishin-Bo Japanese Buffet restaurant at Suntec City Singapore...

Usually, I'm very disciplined. But my companions for that day were....very persuasive. If not, downright demanding. Plus, the menu seems irresistable.

As the place was packed, we had to sit around waiting for ppl to siam before we get our table. While waiting, we saw this cute japanese/korean little girl dancing and enjoying her cotton candy stick. She gamely strike a pose as I aim my camera at her...

Cute hoh? All smiles and laughter around me as I release the shutter.

Next, I aim my camera at another 'little' girl beside me, I get blank stares in return.
"Dear, pose like her leh..."
"Don't want!"
"Please....."
'little' girl shows mock angry face at me.
"Mmmmm....pose lah...come lah...pleeeeeaasssseeeee" *teh *teh