LATJIUPANMEE
- Can I see what it looks like?
- Can someone show me a pic of this noodle?
- Spicy or not?
- Eat oredi will make you lao sai or not?

I'm SO FREAKING B-O-R-E-D!!!

Both yennade and i are so freaking bored at the moment... wanna talk out loud also cannot... i hope that these ohh-di-tors will finish the auditing fast and let us have the room to ourselves again.... thought that we would have some time to the room with them not being in here during lunch time, but somehow they either eat very fast or dun bother to eat at all... and i thought that i eat fast ... but they really broke my record of eating fast... lol


~ncc~

"The Dahan" Pix of the day

sometimes the sky can be a bit of a drama when i peep through the winlows....

*wiekedimomolian*

Pix of the day





"the dahan"

Hedonista Doggie

MR KEONG & I

Started my day with ring of fire (you-know-where) after a visit to the toilet this morning - had lat jiu pan mee with Ms Nemo yesterday. Luckily I did that otherwise, I will be shi*ing chillies when I saw WHAT went past behind me this morning. MR KEONG!!!!! He is a grown up allright. Walking damn slowly...like taking a stroll after a sumptous meal. I went out of the room, grabbed a few sheets of newspaper and tried my best to send MR KEONG to heaven. BUT my kan cheong-ness deterred my accuracy. He fell in between the wall and the drawers!! Not wanting to give up, I went out of the room, scout for the BRAVEST looking chap to help me with my "mission". I went over to this young guy, ZS (I think that is his name) and asked him, "Are you afraid of Mr Keong?" He gave me a brave "NO". Then put on my pitiful face and ask him, "Would you be kind enough to help me send Mr Keong to heaven? Pretty please...". He walked bravely into the room and I showed him the roll of newspaper I used. He looked around a found an aluminium rod. Armed with the aluminium rod, he attempted a few jabs at MR KEONG and finally, he managed to send MR KEONG to heaven..... May you rest in peace Keong (NOT IN MY WATESPAPER BASKET!) and please ask God not to reincarnate you into another pest....

Yen

continue : My trip to Per-STOP-an Island....

The island is really really beautiful.... white sandy beach, all those 'ang mohs' sun tanning till like overbaked cookies, clear seawater ( note: not crystal clear but still clear) ... abundance of greenies (trees that u don't get to see in the city like tongkat ali) hahaha... AW, do u think u will need it for ur wedding nite? kekekeke.... during the daylight, there are all sorts of activities for tourists like myself to do.... but when it comes to nitetime, it was so F%^king boring... i did star gazing for a while then i got bored... tried to find the 'BIG DIPPER' and i think that i have found it.. but not too sure.. there goes my 'B' from my astronomy class... hehehehe.. wonder how i passed the test... must be darn lucky on that day when i took the test.. anyway, should had went island hopping but it is so freaking expensive (RM80) for a trip... might as well get myself beer and drink to stupor and then puke... lol with that RM80 ...

Oh, one bad thing about the island is that everything there is so freaking EXPENSIVE... eg: one cup noodle is RM3 .... thank god i brought some chips .... otherwise, i'll have to pay more to eat the cup noodle coz the buffet kinda _______ ...... (put whatever noun that u wanna put there).. The people there are all very friendly and nice... and have a very laidback lifestyle..
well, that is all for today.... i'm sleepy... can't think anymore..

I've included pics of the itsy bitsy crab that i wanna catch to BBQ... (soft-shell crab, yummy), me with the beach in the background and the landscape of perhentian island (on top)...



nnc aka nemo

Pix of the day

See them outcute-ing each other....






"The Dahan"

In Memoriam of The Unfortunate Event on 14 June 2006

It was exactly 2 weeks ago when this happened...*flashback music playing..blurring out images and start imagining ala film noir -black & white film-


Aiyaaa....sim tiaaa man....well...bottomline, we, thinking that it's ah yen's limited days in the off and plus we got nothing much to do now as well so we went out to have great reat lunch loh. Summore this ah yen wanted to escape from parking fees when MPPJ's van was just sitting outside the shop where we were having lunch.Oh well..at least we escaped the mouth of danger from getting a parking ticket.

So we bought our fruits and happily headed back to the office after our a much satisfactory lunch @ Jaring in Sunway. As soon as we arrived at our office, we swiped our access card to get it. Queenie went to the loo. Yen and I walked casually back into the office. I slapped the newspaper on to a table nearby ah yen's without even realising that there was suppose to be something on that table that was missing.

Then, Yen just went blank and asked "Eh...where's my laptop?....Did you see my laptop??". I turned to my table as well just to be as shocked as her to realise that mine was gone too! We then turned to look at Queenie's table and hers was gone too! When she walked into the office, we told her that all our laptops are gone! SHIT! Even our extra one was gone!!Things were a lil panicky as Ah Yen called the boss.

We realised that there was something wrong with our magnetic door. It was loose but still working fine. So we noticed that there was a CCTV in front of the office opposite our office. We went to their office to ask and according to the receptionist there was one Indian guy who was standing outside our office earlier. But didn't notice that anything was wrong. We approached the management and some "important" guys came to check out the situation. (Oh.. I forgot to mention that in compensation for the loss of our 4 laptops, the thief left 4 - 6 pieces of some-kinda-miraculous-el-cheapo cloth..lan pu!..on ah yen's table..she summore can ask 'who left these cloth thingies on my table!"). These guys kept on telling us that the door is almost impossible to tug open. It is stronger than god knows how many ox and oxens put together. Well.that's wat they say..so they kept on insisting that it's either an internally commited crime or it must be some previous tenant..

On the contrary to their tell-a-tale of their super dooper GREAT SUPERB UNBREAKABLE DOOR, the police came over to inspect after we lodged a report. (Uncle Selamat and konco- konconye ...damn friend with Queenie tau! Khabarnye dari Kg. Majidee , JB -where I got lost and nearly surrender to the thought that JB is soooo kampung..lol-). Then tiba tiba when they were checking the door, i overheard one of the management's 'important' guys said that the thief SHOOK the door loose and broke into our office!!! How shocking!! Such an invincible door..but can be shaken loose of her strenghs so easily with the might of 2 persons.

Anyways, to cut the long story short coz I could probably like go on forever and ever which is not condusive to productivity of work, we managed to catch a glimpse of how it all happened from the CCTV records, blurry but we saw the culprits and their agenda. Those blorrdy 'tao si' critters! Sigh...upsetting but true...ah yen was suppose to be prime suspect as she's leaving in two days time...lol..saved by the CCTV to confirm all our fears and doubts..Blordy ppl...I hope they die and be 'tao siis' in their next life to be eaten with fried dace!

~ The End ~
A lil bit rushed at the ending, please feel free to interview LIVE for more detailed descriptions.

....that was what happened exactly 2 weeks ago..at this moment of time as I'm typing this, Yen's already gone...nini has already gone to Perhentian and come back..and my phone that I bought on the same day of the event had already gone through a surgery in the Suo Nee Ey Lik Son Hospital and back here in my arms..lol! ...

When I was doing some upgrading of the blog earlier on, I stumbled upon a very mind boggling question. It's not something that people cannot answer but it's just funny to pass the question around to see how people personally view the questions. It's funny at times how I'm so used to being brought up in school in a way that there's a right answer to everything (I was hoping that they will give me objective options so I can pick and they can tell me if it's right or wrong)

I asked Nemo the question, she just laughed it off and just went 'you tell me!'. Well, so I did and my answer was...*jeng jeng jeng* drumrolls*

"they just look like a bunch of over-grown cubs..."

So what would you guys answer to the question "Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?"

~meekiong~

Alert!!

Alert!!

Chick magnet ahead!!!

Chick magnet ahead!!!

Guaranteed to turn any self-proclaimed badgurls to a demure pussycats coo-ing "oooooooohhhh...soooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute".....

The "dahan"

Thanks CL for the wonderful dinner! Byeeeeeeee.....enjoy your honeymoon in middle earth


Smile girls for CL's album
Post wedding dinner: CL finally found time for a quick chat with us



Can you see Hao Zhi all grown up standing behind Anna & Ai Pong?!

CL admiring husband Han Siong giving touching speech of how he "kau" her. Houuuu lammmmmmmmmm ah...
CL & husband marched into the ballroom. Sorry CL for the parkinson effect (hand shaky)

Taken before we handed CL to her husband











P/S: Please excuse the sequence of these photos. I have problems using this blogger thing. I gave up trying to susun all these pics in order.

- Z A R A C U L T -

Crazy summer sale in Zara I tell you girls...
Everyone is all excited to go home with this DBKL plastic bag full of lan bu. All 3 Zaras in London were packed last Saturday. The queues to the fitting rooms were horrigible terrigible incorrigible wotevatable...the sales assistants' faces were really black - 'bin or or' like the blastic bag.

Ini brand apa bagus? Why the Zara-ism?
To be fair, after all it was this brand that got me started on puffed sleeves and frills (I would never have worn a single piece of frill or lace otherwise).

In Barcelona you cannot fail to notice the general crowd in their 20s-40s both men & women with the trademark blue paper bags. I googled after that to find out that the founder, Amancio Ortega was crowned Spain's richest man in 2001 (not surprised). As usual humble beginnings to start off with; delivery boy, draper and tailor's assistant etc... We also have humble beginnings...telemarketers, waitresses (for the record jugs and tudungs don't go together), telephone operators...Maybe we can start our own clothing line too (in addition to our momobags). We can call it Zala hor ?? (no blainer). I have oredi reserved a website http://www.zala.co.uk

P/S i was surfing the net yesterday and came across this website...oiyoyo kadevelle.. vat these girls do to get double eyelids dehh... you must play the stereo ah (the voice damn kawaii) and watch till the end...the best part is somewhere in the middle (the visuals very 'mm chan' with the voice)... Sadakomania i tell you.

http://www.koji-honpo.co.jp/makeup/movie/eye_talk_300.html

There is more to life than chardonnay alone....

It's half past 12am now, and I am having a bottle of wolf blass but what good is a bottle of good wine without any good bad company?

I miss you bad gurls ....I'd rather be dunking oohlala lalas @ sri petaling.. or inhaling yennade's aromatheraphy lahbenler tea @ bakerzin...

-drunkLian-

C O N S T I P A T I O N

I think I have constipation from eating food that is too oily for lunch. I once read in 8 days, this actress ate a lot of oily food in China and she constipated. Then I wonder, oil should be good lubricant to make ur pe-ris-tal-sis (dunno if i spell it right) smoooooother wat? Like lubricant in car engine..... now I know wat she means cos I think i saw a layer of oil in my toilet bowl....................... u eat what u shit? or u shit wat u eat? *whatever*

Yennade

To Brit or not to Brit


Time for me to start blogging. Funny how I always ridicule people who blog. Jiak pa bo tai ji zhor meh? (translates as 'lepas makan takde kerja lain ker?).

Today my geng malaysia kat opis were sembang-ing in English. Then, this new colleague of ours from South Africa asked, "what language is that you're speaking? is that english? it doesn't sound english to me". Bengang sial. And we did not even include words like "makan" or "sedaaaap" in our conversation. Then another colleague remarked, "you'll understand them after a few months".

Hmm...is our english so difficult to understand? Is that why *** (names have been removed to protect the identity of the innocent) pronounced Dermaydoes (tomatoes lah) after only a week in Aussie? I get irritated when I hear weird american or british accents coming from malaysians....so wannabe. Will I become like that subconsciously when I try to get myself understood?

Are there any excuses for malaysians who try so hard to sound like brits they end up sounding really cacat? Kalau yang genuinely sound like americans or brits cos they have been there for a long time tu, kira okey lah....I had a fren who was so proud of her cacat accent she said 'Everyone was so surprised when I told them I am Malaysian!' Buay tahan ah (wah karma liao...even when I blog also I obtain bad karma...how to regain karma like dat?).

Question of the day (since you gurls have lived out of the tanah tumpah darahku at some point )
"What's Ah Lian to do in Engrand when she's not understood speaking Engrish?"

Maybe my engrish too laojiii hor?

Yo yo yo bad gurls in the house!!!

I'm B-a-c-k!!!! from Perhentian Island.... Back to civilization(thank god!!!!)..I dun think that i'm cut out to be an island gurl.... found out that i have rubber legs... wanting to puke all the time when i'm on the boat... yyeesshhh... all u bad gurls should go there for holiday... very nice beach and lots of 'kwai lo's for me to see also... ehehhehe.. went jungle trekking... didn't know that i have it in me to do it.. 2 1/2 bloody hours walking .. and now, my body is aching like hell..

*to be continued* --> damn tired now

nnc ~ the not so innocent person in the group... hahahahaha

Ini kelab eksklusif untuk pompuan aje ke?
"Balak" tak boleh lepak sini ke?

"The Dahan"

Harlow harlow bad gurls,

Thanks to bad gurl ONE, we have a virtual place we can call our own. Post only nice and genuinely funny stuff, otherwise, your msg will be deleted. Muahahahahaha (like i can delete ppl's msg like that). Anyway, I will post Ah Ling Ling's wedding pics here soon!

Yen-nade

Zhi Wai lei hou...dai ka man siong hou...

Terlebih dahulu, I would like to meng-introduksikan diriku...My name is Bad Gurl one of the Bad Gurls Secret Society, which hails in this not-so-small-but-not-too-big piece of land known to us all as Malaysia, located smack right in the middle of some very strategic locations. But heck, you can all just look that up in the map if you're curious.
This lil virtual spot that we discovered online, gives us space to voice our ever-so-crazy thoughts of we gurls, who are very much separated either by just that few miles (urrmm..those of us who are still here in this City of our Crazy lives) and also not forgetting some of our friends who are abroad residing in some small red-spot or on another continent altogether way over yonder...

So gurls please feel free to utilise this space to all our benefits...looking forward to listen to more gossips and all tell tales that revolves around our lives. Dear gurls, please do use pseudonyms to replace the names of people so we will not end up getting sued for defamation..lol..

Okie - Dokie..let our bloggolympics begin!!! *lights up the torch*