MR KEONG & I

Started my day with ring of fire (you-know-where) after a visit to the toilet this morning - had lat jiu pan mee with Ms Nemo yesterday. Luckily I did that otherwise, I will be shi*ing chillies when I saw WHAT went past behind me this morning. MR KEONG!!!!! He is a grown up allright. Walking damn slowly...like taking a stroll after a sumptous meal. I went out of the room, grabbed a few sheets of newspaper and tried my best to send MR KEONG to heaven. BUT my kan cheong-ness deterred my accuracy. He fell in between the wall and the drawers!! Not wanting to give up, I went out of the room, scout for the BRAVEST looking chap to help me with my "mission". I went over to this young guy, ZS (I think that is his name) and asked him, "Are you afraid of Mr Keong?" He gave me a brave "NO". Then put on my pitiful face and ask him, "Would you be kind enough to help me send Mr Keong to heaven? Pretty please...". He walked bravely into the room and I showed him the roll of newspaper I used. He looked around a found an aluminium rod. Armed with the aluminium rod, he attempted a few jabs at MR KEONG and finally, he managed to send MR KEONG to heaven..... May you rest in peace Keong (NOT IN MY WATESPAPER BASKET!) and please ask God not to reincarnate you into another pest....

Yen